Go away, summer rain
Where’s your invitation?
Frankly we’ve had quite enough
You’re spoiling the celebration.

My shoes are laced 
My jacket’s on
I’m ready to rumble and roam
Oh drat I felt a raindrop
I think I’ll stay at home.

Oh won’t you put the kettle on
and make a pot of tea?
Wait, who is it I’m taking to?
I forgot it’s only me!